Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
Further reasons little kids make the best sages.
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If one direction walked into my class.
me before they walked in:
a knock at the door:
they walk in:
my best friend:
me:
the kids in the class who have no idea who these gay boys are
Harry asks for me:
I look around the class to see if I’m dreaming:
my best friend:
Then I leave the class like:
and all the directionaters are like:
and ill walk out like this:
the most fucking accurate thing ever
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These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
possibly the best post ever made.
i cant explain my feelings. omg
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u-ok:
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
omg omg
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One Direction's Voices
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you’ll find us chasin the sun
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